I want to be back home in Arizona. I want Cowboy boots and the desert and jeans even though it’s hot and my cowboy hat and sleepless nights and no humidity and shooting ranges and nothing to worry about. I don’t want here. I don’t want now. 

Spent and hour on the internet.

Decided I should attempt paper.

Opened microsoft word.

Returned to internet.

mcgoats:

oh my god

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Cooked myself dinner tonight.

Halfway through eating it, I realized it was undercooked.

Spent the past half hour making myself puke it up so I don’t get sick, and my stomach still feels like shit.

Another reason why I think I might just stop eating meat. It’s fucking disgusting. 

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dorkvader:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

THE JAZZ HANDS.

Hahahahaha I am crying

bravo sir, bravo! 

This man deserves a medal for this.

I cried. oh my god. I want this to be my life.

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

Cried. This is so perfect.

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Today in Anderson Cooper making people look stupid simply by asking questions: This lady. It may be the best entry in this subgenre of news since this video(via pbump)

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